Sherlock Homes Certified Home Inspector in Maine
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You May Not

You May Not

You May Not Need A Home Inspection If….

 

  • YOU LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS AND THEY PAY ALL THE BILLS

  • YOU WON MEGABUCKS AND COULD CARE LESS IF THE PLACE FALLS DOWN

  • YOU ARE A HOME INSPECTOR AND YOU WANT TO DO YOUR OWN

  • YOU ARE PAYING LESS THAN $1,000 FOR THE PROPERTY

  • YOU REALLY THINK YOU'RE SMART (AND DON'T MIND GETTING BURNED)

  • YOU DON'T MIND LOSING THE FRIEND OR RELATIVE THAT DID YOUR "HOME INSPECTION FOR FREE" WHEN THE HOUSE BURNS DOWN

  • YOU DON'T REALLY OWN THE HOUSE AND ARE JUST A SQUATTER

  • YOU DON'T REALLY WANT TO BUY ANYTHING – YOU JUST LIKE TO LOOK

  • YOU DON'T REALLY QUALIFY FOR A LOAN

  • YOU DON'T MIND A SELLER PULLING THE WOOL OVER YOUR EYES

  • YOU LIKE LIVING ON THE EDGE

  • YOU SLEEP LIKE A BABY KNOWING IT’S THE BANKS MONEY AND NOT YOURS

  • YOU EXPECT YOUR BAILOUT CHECK ANY DAY NOW




Now if you don’t fit into one of those categories you may want to seriously consider a complete property inspection. The only thing you have to lose if you don’t is what’s left of your MONEY!!!

Be smart. Call or email me today!

Put Me In Your Corner!

Sherlock Homes ~ Office Phone: 207-221-7605 ~ Cell Phone: 207.650.5117
Last updated on Mar 11, 2009
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